I know Henry wanted a job…but he shocked my HR dept and here’s why

My HR dept put out an advert for an office assistant cum receptionist. One of the cover letters stood out…literally, and HR had to share it with me…and I with you. Here’s to Henry getting a job but not here 🙂

RE: APPLICATION FOR THE POST AS A OFFICE ASSISTANT:

It’s with great humility and honor that I place my application epistle for the designation of office assistant. Take cognizant that I am a 25 years old graduate, who attained aggregate grade of c- (minus) in the (K.C.S.E.) in the year 2004. Mean while I am working with Tek-vision computers as a sole entrepreneur for my fate in life.

Born and bred with a genuine urge of working any where, I believe in me your office will jealously boast of not only an assiduous servant, but also a committed and conscientious person.

Affixed here with find my resume of academics credentials.
I thirstily await a positive response from your esteemed office.

Yours faithfully,

Henry MXXXXXXX

An Africa based entrepreneur in the pursuit of opportunities without regard to resources currently controlled striving to build services that have real-world value for my beloved continent and beyond while having fun along the way.

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